Oh My God, grab a coffee and a comfy seat folks this is going to take a while! I'm going to separate the review into several parts:
- Story and Likeness to the book
- Characters
- Special effects
- Overall Movie
- Notes and Plotholes
Story
Well the story is about a demi-god son of trident tail who has to find an overrated static shock so his whiny bitch ass uncle doesn't start a war. I loved this story while reading it. It stills makes me laugh when I read it and I've read it a bajillion times. But how did the movie do? Well first I should tell you that 'Story' and 'Likeness to the book' were in two different categories which didn't really work because they work in tandem. So lets get started. No. The film almost completely changed the quest they had to go on how they did it ect. First of all in the book Percy gets given the quest by the oracle (who is not even frigging mentioned by the way!) and off they go. In the movie he's like "Chiron you saved my life, but I'm gonna up and leave in the middle of the night with no training, no idea where I'm going because I feel like it. K?" Originally (in the book) Percy is going on the quest to stop a fatal war of the Gods, in the movie it's completely selfish! Don't get me wrong I love my mother but I'm hanging around with the trainer of the Heroes! Hades even said his mother was still alive I'm pretty sure they could have done something to help. There's some shit about pearls or something. I mean I'm open to new idea's, like the lotus casino never really was explained in the books and those scenes were really quite good. In the films, though, Percy acts like the half-blood equivalent to Bella from Twilight.
Characters
Have I waited a looooong time to get to this!! Let's start with Percy Jackson himself; the gorgeous Logan Lerman. His gorgeousness does not excuse the fact he has only one or two facial expressions in the whole film. Another really important part. WHY ARE PERCY AND ANNABETH 17 AND 24? THEY ARE MEANT TO BE 12!!!! 12! I guess that nowadays if they cast 12 year old actors they would look too young, you can blame disney for that too. Annabeth is meant to be blonde, if you're going to give us a 24 year old make her blonde at least! She's otherwise a really meh character in the film like she doesn't have a passion for what she's doing. That's not just me making fun because I'm defensive. Which brings me on to Grover. I don't want to offend anybody, I'm black myself after all but why why why why? Brandon T. Jackson? They turned loveable awkward Grover into ....... that! He's almost 30 too. Also
Poseidon is believable as a dad who just wants to reconnect with his son so yeah kudos to them.
Special Effects
I thoroughly enjoyed the effects! The way they did the monsters like the Furies and the Hydra and Hades was really creative and inventive. I love the books but the effects helped me visualise it in a way I can't reading. I'm really nitpicking here but; a) you don't need to add fire to everything to make it epic, b)Chriron's legs... enough said and lastly the water effect just looked like a water effect. But that's as I said, really nitpicking.9.5/10 for me.
Overall movie
It's not that bad. Sure Hollywood changed a few things but it's Hollywood or the underworld and to be fair it wasn't as awful as I remember maybe a 4.5/10
Notes and Plotholes
Isn't it meant to be New York even at night you would expect a few more people to be there. (I'm talking about like the first scene)
At the beginning there was a shot of the sky with lightning, yet Zeus keeps complaining there's no lightning!
Ares? Clarisse? Nancy Bobofit? The Oracle? just not going to mention them at all?
At the end doesn't Grover go off to look for Pan?
The pact of the Big Three is never mentioned.
Annabeth said she had only been to the human world a couple of times, Percy's piss poor and Grover's a goat. How can they all drive?
In capture the flag two of the rules are no maiming and or killing but Chiron stands back like "This is the best part!" ... sadist
Annabeth is supposed to like Luke not Percy ... yet ;)
Were the apple devices product placement, trying to modernise the books or something? There's a reason why it's dangerous to have a cell phone- BECAUSE VICIOUS MONSTERS WANT TO KILL YOU AND THE SIGNAL ATTRACTS THEM
it took a while but I finally got through it,
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